: Never argue with a woman



fatagga
01-06-2010, 03:49 PM
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and
?says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing

"Reading a book," she replies , (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")" You're in
a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you c ould
start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," he said as he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

Rahal
01-06-2010, 10:18 PM
Welcome Fattaga nice to see you here, regarding the essay did you believe it`s logic??.

fatagga
01-07-2010, 02:59 PM
Welcome Fattaga nice to see you here, regarding the essay did you believe it`s logic??.


Thanks rahal
yes it is a logic plus talking

Abdelazim
01-08-2010, 08:49 AM
Well I think it's better not to argue with women at all

Rahal
01-08-2010, 02:15 PM
Well I think it's better not to argue with women at all

Wow it`s could n`t be !!

06-01-2010, 12:50 PM
Well I think it's better not to argue with women at all


U R wise sir
p s
Rahal , fattaga , listen to the man, he seems to know wt he is saying

06-02-2010, 12:19 AM
:Alah almighty says in sort yuosuf

So when her husband saw his shirt torn from the back, he said, "Indeed, it is of the women's plan. Indeed, your plan is great.